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I’m not happy with the learning curve. Can we get an onboarding self-guided tour upon first use?
In the meantime, please feel free to explore the button at your own pace.
> 100% static HTML/JS app. > under 300 LOC > "Do nothing" button WTF mf, why are so many lines and fancy tech for do nothing button?
You forced me to stand up and write the code. Here is your cross-platform desktop app in 10 lines, pretty sure others can do better than me: package main import ( "fyne.io/fyne/v2/app" "fyne.io/fyne/v2/widget" ) func main() { w := app.New().NewWindow("One Button App") w.SetContent(widget.NewButton("Do Nothing", func() {})) w.ShowAndRun() }
button .b -text "Do Nothing" -command {exit}; pack .b
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Last week we had an entire game of DOOM in a QR code... I think someone can get us "Do nothing" in less than 300 lines of code.
I'm sure someone can get it smaller than this (save as .html) Do This Do Nothing
data:text/html;,DoNope
This is clickbait. The app does two things, there's a do nothing and a do one thing button. That's TWO things, not one. One thing would be ONE button. 0 star review. Developer should be ashamed of himself and should never ever build another thing ever again.
You're doing it wrong. Counting doing nothing as something is incorrect. Doing nothing counts as not a thing and doing a thing counts as one thing, which is what it says it does. It may have two dot points, but only one of them is something. If I tell my wife I was busy all day because I was doing nothing, she would say you did not get one thing done today, and she would be right.
I click "Download the App" and fuck all happens. How the hell did you fuck up that simple app?
(wrong post: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43870289 )
(Thanks for watching out for a fellow user! This would have sent the mods awry otherwise...)
I’m not happy with the learning curve. Can we get an onboarding self-guided tour upon first use?
Absolutely. We’re currently designing a 12-part onboarding flow using AI-powered nudges, a contextual chat assistant, and an animated raccoon mascot named Doofy. ETA Q3 2026. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the button at your own pace.
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Absolutely. We’re currently designing a 12-part onboarding flow using AI-powered nudges, a contextual chat assistant, and an animated raccoon mascot named Doofy. ETA Q3 2026. In the meantime, please feel free to explore the button at your own pace.
Please don’t do a half-assed job. If you’re not adding Gamification, don’t bother with the rest either.
I click "Download the App" and fuck all happens. How the hell did you fuck up that simple app?
Lord jesus fucking christ. I love this motherfucking shit.
