I built four tools that looked and functioned almost exactly like this about six years ago, but using PHP. They were called "Picture Perfect," "Portrait Perfect," "Partner Perfect," and "Process Perfect." I initially developed Picture Perfect for my reporter colleagues at a news radio station to use for our website, and they loved it. Just drag a photo on the site, crop it exactly how you want to our website's exact…
> When I left that job, I pulled them offline...
Sounds like the first boss had the right idea...and obviously not the homophobia.