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Show HN: A random startup generator

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Re: Show HN: A random startup generator

#182

"Youhoney is a bright honey service that makes it easy to turn your honeys into cash." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/index.html?s=628003271762 Hilarious service. Thanks for the laughs :-)

This thing is hilarious. The best ones I've seen:

YOUR RIGHTEOUS FUNERAL. Funeralable is the last word in righteous funerals. We know you never settle for less than the best and neither do we. Drive with professional grade tools and strike your future.

SWEATING YOUR DEPRESSION. Share your favorite depressions and discover new ones. With DepressionBenefit you never know what you might find!

start sinning. Sinning. Everyone talks about it but only the truly dashing are able to sin day in and day out. Here at Sin we understand your commitment and want to give you what you need to take your sinning to the next level.

Like No Other Black. Share your favorite blacks and discover new ones. With Blacky you never know what you might find!

FOR THOSE WHO VANISH. Vanishstr is why you'll never vanish the same way again.

Re: Show HN: A random startup generator

#183

Somebody should get some stand-up comedy actors, outfit them with hidden cameras and microphones, and have them pitch one of these to YCombinator.

Unfortunately, most of them would be accepted.

You then send them to the 2nd tier VCs -- there they'll have a real chance.

Re: Show HN: A random startup generator

#186
post #74

Just got to Balln. "We Are Balln. Balln is a professional ball service that makes it easy to turn your balls into cash." http://tiffzhang.com/startup/index.html?s=245220439925

You do wonder why the chap in the picture has his hands in his pockets, and is looking wistfully off into the distance...

Re: Show HN: A random startup generator

#187
post #8

I love this: "The son you've been waiting for. Sonn is a cheerful son service that makes it easy to turn your sons into cash."

Curiously this one isn't number 666... http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?s=355

But idea number 1 just stinks http://tiffzhang.com/startup/?s=1

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