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I know it feels like being pedantic and missing the joke, but "just give me the EXE" is a terrible bug, not a feature request. Distributing unauthenticated, untraced OS-level binaries is just dangerous in the modern world. Safe app distribution requires either elaborate sandboxed runtimes (browsers) or carefully curated and maintained lists of known-safe binaries (app stores, distro package repositories). We can't be…
If you're considering "just give me the exe" as multiple sharing between people, I wholeheartedly agree that it's a mistake, but the context here is of a person wanting to download the binary from the author themselves.
But if you're just a "GIVE ME THE .EXE" person, how do you know the binary you're looking at is a legitimate network scanner or keyboard mapper or game cheat or whatever? You don't. You can't. You just followed a link from someone else who thought it was.
The basic point is that software in the modern world is too complicated to require regular users to validate. They can't do it. And so we need to have trusted authorities like distros and app stores to do it for them, even (especially) when they demand we JUST GIVE ME THE .EXE.