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Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC tweets and it became a VC

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Re: Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC tweets and it became a VC

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post #58

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Agreed. Most VCs are just that, useless sacks of breathing meat. For that reason, I've avoided them. Even during parties, I (unfairly) dismiss someone the moment I find out they are a VC and just invested in ...(insert famous tech here)... Based on personal experience, VCs are statistically more likely having a conversation with you thinking they are better than you the whole time (and therefore knows better). Not al…

> thinking they are better than you the whole time Do people really think like that? This sounds like possibly a personal insecurity. I don’t know too many grown adults who think things like “I am better than you”. Better at what? making money? Smarter? Getting dates? I don’t know... maybe I’m just too optimistic but all of the VCs I’ve met have been super nice.

I a lot of people measure their own self worth by comparing themselves to others. For people with a job where they directly create something, usually they are proud of that thing they created. People who work in these kinds of business roles often don't actually do anything. They have to see themselves as a necessary (and rare!) oil that enables creators. For many, it's really important to their self worth that they think, "Without me, you would be nothing. Yes, I know you can actually do the thing that you are doing, but I am the gatekeeper."

I mean, some people think that VCs are "useless sacks of breathing meat". So when the VC in question needs to feel a sense of self worth, they need to come up with a reason that they are needed in the equation (whether justified or not). They also need to project that feeling because who will seek out a VC that's a useless sack of breathing meat. You want to seek out a VC that's the gatekeeper to riches.

You get this kind of sub-vocal interplay and posturing. I'm sure it's super stressful to the people in question. Every time they meet someone they may feel they have to justify their progression beyond meat sack level. They may feel that they have to justify it to themselves.

And interestingly, having projected their desired ego and internally swallowed their own special brand of Kool Aide, quite a few are actually convinced that they are the gatekeepers to riches and everybody else is lucky just to be in the same room.

Being human is hard.

Re: Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC tweets and it became a VC

#123
post #58

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Agreed. Most VCs are just that, useless sacks of breathing meat. For that reason, I've avoided them. Even during parties, I (unfairly) dismiss someone the moment I find out they are a VC and just invested in ...(insert famous tech here)... Based on personal experience, VCs are statistically more likely having a conversation with you thinking they are better than you the whole time (and therefore knows better). Not al…

Someone should do the same thing for Hacker News comments. I feel like "Most VCs are just that, useless sacks of breathing meat." is precisely the type of sentence that would come out of it.

It is a pretty specific thing and I was very surprised to see it as the top comment.

Are you seriously defending the money-people? Just give us this one moment where noone chimes in to teach us how greed supposedly helped turn savages into society

Re: Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC tweets and it became a VC

#124
post #2

Parrot.vc is a bot trained on tens of thousands of VC tweets that uses predictive text to generate amazing, new startup advice. Share your favorites! Gavin Belson - hit me up, this is the perfect acquisition for Hooli. PS - you can follow Parrot.vc on Twitter as well ( https://twitter.com/parrot_vc )

Now do it with Hacker News comments!

It exists. :-)

hncynic: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19694578

Re: Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC tweets and it became a VC

#127
Thank you for sharing this, some of these are pure gold.

This one is just fun

- "Sorkin is going to have a custom GIF library curated by @jposhaughnessy."

These sound like fodder for an insider trading prosecution:

- "Saved a man going into an interview with that. One of my favorite funds rn."

- "Amazing company. I was thinking more in terms of deploying, deleting, etc."

- "Canceling sneaky charges is one of the most predictable but consequential developments of the 2020s."

- "YC partners know, because they get around advertising, because a lot of material on this."

- "Could agree more. Have looked at a bunch of #rockstarninjas but ended up with a bigger bag of money they will leave you to secure the bag."

Re: Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC tweets and it became a VC

#129

"With a powerful narrative, you should be able to go from raw materials to a launch ready vehicle in 60 days." If this isn't the best sign of the times, idk what is. Edit: This one killed me "VC is hard. This is a great fucking deck..."

Hmm, that's weird. I got the exact same phrases. Are these actually bot-generated in real-time or is the app just pulling from a set?

Re: Show HN: Parrot.vc – I forced a bot to read 65,000 VC tweets and it became a VC

#130
post #66

VC twitter is excruciatingly cringe. I cannot imagine giving equity to these virtue signaling parrots.* The worst offenders are the people who - have never personally taken a company from zero to one (even worse: when they have internally taken a company from 1 to N, and think that qualifies them). - have a huge portfolio full of incremental companies - constantly talk about trends on Twitter - constantly talk about…

The quoted long lines are unreadable on mobile unfortunately

Why does everyone bash the commenters for using these quotes instead of hn for not fixing it? It's not like it's hard to fix.
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