This is awesome! I went to UConn, so I'll obviously hard-code a UConn win there. But I heard on NPR today that, historically, a 12 seed has a 50% chance of upsetting a 5 seed in the first round. If I'm biasing towards the higher seeds everywhere else, that means my code looks like this:
function (game, team1, team2) {
var winner_team = "Connecticut";
if (team1.name == winner_team) {
team1.winsGame();
} else if (team2.name == winner_team) {
team2.winsGame();
} else if (team1.seed > team2.seed) {
team2.winsGame();
} else if (team2.seed == "12") {
team2.winsGame();
} else {
team1.winsGame();
}
}