Show HN: A motherfucking app (does one thing, under 300 LOC)
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Re: Show HN: A motherfucking app (does one thing, under 300 LOC)
#12> 100% static HTML/JS app. > under 300 LOC > "Do nothing" button WTF mf, why are so many lines and fancy tech for do nothing button?
Last week we had an entire game of DOOM in a QR code... I think someone can get us "Do nothing" in less than 300 lines of code.
Do This
Do Nothing
Re: Show HN: A motherfucking app (does one thing, under 300 LOC)
#13Re: Show HN: A motherfucking app (does one thing, under 300 LOC)
#14This is clickbait. The app does two things, there's a do nothing and a do one thing button. That's TWO things, not one. One thing would be ONE button. 0 star review. Developer should be ashamed of himself and should never ever build another thing ever again.
Doing nothing counts as not a thing and doing a thing counts as one thing, which is what it says it does.
It may have two dot points, but only one of them is something.
If I tell my wife I was busy all day because I was doing nothing, she would say you did not get one thing done today, and she would be right.
Re: Show HN: A motherfucking app (does one thing, under 300 LOC)
#15I thought the era of gratuitous cursing was behind us. Oh well.
Re: Show HN: A motherfucking app (does one thing, under 300 LOC)
#16> 100% static HTML/JS app. > under 300 LOC > "Do nothing" button WTF mf, why are so many lines and fancy tech for do nothing button?
package main
import (
"fyne.io/fyne/v2/app"
"fyne.io/fyne/v2/widget"
)
func main() {
w := app.New().NewWindow("One Button App")
w.SetContent(widget.NewButton("Do Nothing", func() {}))
w.ShowAndRun()
}Re: Show HN: A motherfucking app (does one thing, under 300 LOC)
#17Re: Show HN: A motherfucking app (does one thing, under 300 LOC)
#18I thought the era of gratuitous cursing was behind us. Oh well.
Re: Show HN: A motherfucking app (does one thing, under 300 LOC)
#19I click "Download the App" and fuck all happens. How the hell did you fuck up that simple app?