Earlier quoted context omitted.
FYI on Firefox mobile (preview and stable) your site overflows horizontally by a few hundred px. Also your testimonials made me laugh and admire your chutzpah, which may not be the effect you're going for :)
Haha, yeah, definitely not the effect I was going for :) They are real though, but I see what you mean, lots of room for improvement. Thanks for the note, fixing Firefox!
Your site looks cool, I've just never seen that kind of testimonials attributed to random ppl.