Weird tips, ey ...
- Breathe quicker, meaning more often per minute. Your body will adjust to the change in O2/CO2 balance after a short amount of time and the benefit is an increased metabolism, burning fat faster.
- Visit a prostitute once a week, better twice, for exhaustive full service.
- Eat and drink lots of cacao, mixed with poppy seeds. Better to inform yourself about how it works (and please know if you're allergic!), but this too speeds up your metabolism.
- Use Poppers. Well known in the gay community, it's known to increase heart rate significantly within seconds. Lasts only shortly and probably is a really bad idea to do it all day, every day, but you wanted weird tips and didn't mention they should be safe as well.
- Poke a bee's nest, once a day. Instant motivator for running. Once that's boring, poke a nest of wasps, then level up to hornets!
- Get sun. A lot. Go sunbathing every day. It'll help with melting your fat.
- Kind of weird: prefer sugar over any sort of artificial sweetener, but significantly prefer honey over sugar.
- Make twenty headstands lasting at least three minutes, over the course of the day. Unless you fear your blood vessels might pop. Then please don't.
- Spend a significant amount of time actively thinking about things. That burns lots of energy.
There. You didn't mention how effective the tip should be. All of these should provide benefits to some degree, even better if you combine them.
Weird enough?