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lol

Do you know any federal tech workers? They are almost always trading down from what they could—or did—earn in the private sector.

They're doing that because the job is cushy and safe. Source: worked for the federal government before. It was cushy and safe.

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Please note that if you have a job in which you're mostly idle, it will break your soul. I lost almost all of my initiative for more than a decade after my stint as a very under-worked system administrator.

only if you have a contract that doesn't permit you to work on side projects. spend your idle time learning, and evenings at home on your own projects. if you work from home then spend all the idle time on your projects or with family.

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Literally this. For the most part this part of the industry is a fraud. They just run scanning tools and hand out pdf reports. Eventually some dev or ops team will say the reasons why they currently can’t comply and the cycle will start again in 6 months. They literally do nothing and don’t even have to help integrate the security fixes. They just give reports. A sweet gig if you can get it. People rarely want to cut…

Won't they be on the hook if there is a breach?

These companies carry Errors and Omissions insurance.

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Do you know any federal tech workers? They are almost always trading down from what they could—or did—earn in the private sector.

They're doing that because the job is cushy and safe. Source: worked for the federal government before. It was cushy and safe.

I've worked in all three sectors. My experience in the federal government suggests that government jobs are clearly defined, but not necessarily easier than a corporate job. If you want to do a specific thing for the next decade, you're better of going gov. But if you want to make a lot of money and don't mind your job changing with every CEO transition, go corporate. And if you want somewhere in the middle, go non-profit.

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I know someone working in Cyber Security, basically his job is to set a bunch of alerts for the client companies, all already predefined by a software, he basically sits, checks for new alerts from time to time and reports any issues, it does not require more than a 3 min investigation per alert or more work than to block the attacker IP in obvious cases. I'm thinking of leaving my job and join the same company, it e…

In my experience, infosec jobs are a mix of being bored (as you describe), doing meetings and documentation (e.g. Sales has a prospect that wants assurances that you take security seriously before signing a contract), and absolute blood curdling panic when there's an event.

If your infosec folks are always working 95%, they won't have time for the second two categories.

Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

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Defense industry. You get paid reasonably well to work at the pace of your government customers, who are almost never in a hurry.

My friends in that sector all seem to have a lot in common with any other job in a massive corporation. Lots of red tape, hard to advance, but you know your paycheck will clear the bank and nobody's demanding that you put in 100-hour weeks. The difference is the product you're working on, which can range from weapons systems to more mundane things... the "Defense industry" ranges from the assembly line making bullets to the janitorial companies specializing in maintaining military facilities.

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State schools is what you want. Strict 9-5, no overtime, no expectations, insane bureaucracy that makes everything slow down to a crawl. You can spend years there without doing anything at all.

Yeah but the day-to-day is intense. That's a lot of work during those limited hours.

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I agree on both points; government work can involve very little real work with no real stress of being fired. Similarly, doing meaningless work will destroy your soul and will make you hate your time in the office even more. I'd even go so far as to say caring deeply about your profession is a western value, and trying to work as little as possible is going to be difficult in a western country

> doing meaningless work will destroy your soul You think commercial software is meaningful? You think web apps, mobile apps, etc. are meaningful? If so, you are very lucky!

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Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

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It is against my interests to post this, but I'm slightly self-hating about my lack of work ethic so I will anyway. I have had around 8 jobs and only one of them required a full day's work. Usually they are around 20 hour weeks, and occasionally a job has been 5 hour weeks discounting meetings. My managers usually love me and may even extoll my virtues to the team. I've spent a lot of time wondering how this is possi…

See: "The Man Who Was Too Lazy To Fail" by Robert Heinlein (1973). It's basically this.
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