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Re: Ask HN: What is the most useless project you have worked on?

#61
I’m a programmer. All my work is ultimately, at best, useless.

That’s one of the most important lessons any good programmer learns at some point. We aren’t building monuments in software, everything we do is disposable and will eventually be someone else’s curse in the future.

Re: Ask HN: What is the most useless project you have worked on?

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I'm trying to teach myself how to sniff and interact with i2c hardware on consumer products. I'm doing this by attempting to connect my standing desk to the internet. Literally the whole goal is to have a "make desk go up" and "make desk go down" button in my Home Assistant. The real goal is learning to sniff i2c though.

That's far from useless though. There have been times where I've wished that I had an I2C expert so I could say "this thing is acting weird. Here's a bus analyzer and there's the code. Go fix it."

Yeah, that's like... the polar opposite of this post. Frankly, that sounds both fun and useful.

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I worked for a company that used to resell a single-board computer used for control applications. The vendor was getting antsy because we were always late paying our bills. Our company owner didn't like their complaints, so I was told to design one that was "better than theirs." That's it. That was the entire spec. OK, I was also told that customer X would like a board that they can program in C (current board had a…

Wouldn't "better than theirs" then mean cheaper while still being sufficient?

Re: Ask HN: What is the most useless project you have worked on?

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I along with tens of other consultants were flown from around the US to the bay area and back once a week and put up in a hotel and given a rental car - to work on a project for 3 months. It turns out, the project was canceled before my first day, the leadership just didn't tell anyone because they feared backlash from users that were promised the new features.

The project itself was a mess. There were GUID-named Visual Studio solutions for every combination of values of three variables; hundreds of solutions that grew every month. The output of these projects was a spreadsheet that was then manually compared to the previous months' output.

This was all lead and managed by one of the top consulting firms in the US.

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I was a new hire at a game development company. My first task was to optimize a function that was consuming more cycles than all the other ones. The function was responsible for dispatching Objective-C++ method calls.

After a quick debug session, the problem was clear: the methods to call was being searched using a linear search. I changed the search to use a hashtable and the function disappeared from the list of most CPU consuming functions.

After running both implementations for a couple of weeks to make sure my implementation was right, I made a PR, which wasn't approved. The manager said my change was too risky to go to production, even though the implementation was simple and I spent two weeks making sure it was ok. They're probably still using the linear search.

Re: Ask HN: What is the most useless project you have worked on?

#67
Worked on a video licensing project for a cable company for six months, canceled after a merger. Worked on a tool for consulting companies to track their engineers expertise, canceled after I left. Worked on a voice assistant, canceled after ChatGPT came out.

There are a lot of dead ends in software. You get over it after awhile, just keep coding.

Re: Ask HN: What is the most useless project you have worked on?

#68

As an analyst, I've worked on my fair share of projects that have never seen the light of day, and essentially just ended up in a black hole. A scenario like that typically goes like this: - Client orders an analysis of something. They want all corners covered, and because they'll use it as evidence/argument/pitch or whatever, you're likely working on a tight deadline. - You (and others) work tirelessly through the n…

One of my major tricks is to just wait before doing things. And ask If doing this should be done instead of that.

this helps to eliminate greatly this scenario.

Re: Ask HN: What is the most useless project you have worked on?

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post #56

My old post is relevant here, “Why I prefer making useless stuff”. Which is very different than working on useless stuff at work! https://austinhenley.com/blog/makinguselessstuff.html

Did you ever make that typed lisp compiler? Asking for a friend.

What are you saying? Making another lisp is useless?!

Re: Ask HN: What is the most useless project you have worked on?

#70
During an internship almost ten years ago, I was working on a component of the ESA Exomars 2020 mission. After leaving the company, I occasionally checked the progress of the project. First, there was a delay for the launch of two years. Later, Russia invaded Ucraine. As ESA was cooperating with the Russian space agency, the project was stopped. It has since been rescheduled to 2028. It was a great learning experience, but I’m still not sure whether the stuff that I worked on at that time will ever be used.
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