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Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

#51
Haha I have the same feeling and goal, my friend.

20 years in this field, I’ve done a lot, I’ve learned a lot, but I haven’t given a real shit about the career part in half a decade now. Since early 2025 I have gone all in downsizing my life so I do not have to put up with this nonsense to have a roof over my head. I don’t care about AI, about cloud, about navigating the job market which has been utterly broken the past 5 years, React, Kubernetes. Right now I am being paid a lot to write software for a megacorp, that gets scrapped 6 months later without ever seeing production, without anyone appreciating the effort that went into it. Endless meeting, ever-changing specs that I somehow deliver on time because I am decent at this career, yet it’s all for naught. It’s so fucking soul crushing I want out.

I have gone from needing 4 grand/month to survive in London, to savings all I can so I can buy the cheapest house in a cheap country in mainland Europe, and live with 1/10th the cost. Then I can dedicate my time doing what I truly love (research into OS dev and language design), dedicating 3 months a year to prostit^Wselling myself cheaply as a consultant to fill the coffers again. Maybe my cost of living will be so small I can survive doing open source.

I can’t remember being this excited about not having to have a real job any more, especially not in software engineering.

Here is the advice for you, so obvious in hindsight, no one really pays attention to it: the difference between poverty and wealth is spending less than you earn. That’s literally all there is to it. Want to work less? Spend less. Move to a lower cost of living part of the world.

Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

#52
Do what you love; you'll never work another day in your life.

I don't know if you have dependents; that personal fact alone would make a big difference in what you can and should do.

But if you are free to choose, find or expand upon what you enjoy doing, and do it and keep doing it until you're satisfied that you're the best you can be. Whether you're hand-carving figurines (or making any kind of art), exploring the world (or leading local tourist hikes), or hacking the perfect free tier prompt and creating software filters that blow our minds, you can do what you want, and you will, if you focus on what you love to do anyway.

If you would do it even if/when no one pays you, you may have found your way.

> im not challenged well in my job

A leap of faith (in yourself) is often needed; a drastic change in environment can become necessary. Either challenge yourself to squeeze all the skill-growth-juice out of your current position, or go a step further and take all your time back, for an investment in yourself, where you find what you love to do and spend all your time doing it, even if you're not getting paid for a while.

Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

#53
Working on the tech department of a big slow non-tech corporation, like a railroad or a bank or something. Make a low end software engineer salary, ime little pressure to overachieve or work extra hours, usually have an excuse to delay stuff (waiting on another department, bureaucracy, etc). I've found those jobs pretty low pressure without a ton of actual work to do.

Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

#55
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webcam/drugselling if IT-related, pentesting if the real IT.

You may want to adjust your view of the world if you think making a living wage webcamming or selling drugs doesn't involve hard work.

Author has never said he isn't able to do a hard work, he just noted that he wants minimum of it. Sad that the truest answer is the bottomest, even lower than a single emoji post!

Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

#56

I know someone working in Cyber Security, basically his job is to set a bunch of alerts for the client companies, all already predefined by a software, he basically sits, checks for new alerts from time to time and reports any issues, it does not require more than a 3 min investigation per alert or more work than to block the attacker IP in obvious cases. I'm thinking of leaving my job and join the same company, it e…

Literally this. For the most part this part of the industry is a fraud. They just run scanning tools and hand out pdf reports. Eventually some dev or ops team will say the reasons why they currently can’t comply and the cycle will start again in 6 months.

They literally do nothing and don’t even have to help integrate the security fixes. They just give reports. A sweet gig if you can get it. People rarely want to cut “security.”

Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

#57

Literally any job in big tech

This. In my tenure I’ve worked on projects that ended up being blocked by absolutely everything, then there is a reorg and when you need to do something technical debt keeps you at a leisurely pace.

If you want to do absolutely the least go to an office (RTO for the win!!!) but make sure your team is on the other side of the pond. You get some annoying early/late meetings and get the rest of the day to rest.

As long as you have something you to say at standup (it doesn’t matter if it’s meaningful) you’re golden

Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

#58

I know someone working in Cyber Security, basically his job is to set a bunch of alerts for the client companies, all already predefined by a software, he basically sits, checks for new alerts from time to time and reports any issues, it does not require more than a 3 min investigation per alert or more work than to block the attacker IP in obvious cases. I'm thinking of leaving my job and join the same company, it e…

How to do the transition? Do we need some certs? Won't we be on the hook if there is a breach in the company?

Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

#59

I know someone working in Cyber Security, basically his job is to set a bunch of alerts for the client companies, all already predefined by a software, he basically sits, checks for new alerts from time to time and reports any issues, it does not require more than a 3 min investigation per alert or more work than to block the attacker IP in obvious cases. I'm thinking of leaving my job and join the same company, it e…

Literally this. For the most part this part of the industry is a fraud. They just run scanning tools and hand out pdf reports. Eventually some dev or ops team will say the reasons why they currently can’t comply and the cycle will start again in 6 months. They literally do nothing and don’t even have to help integrate the security fixes. They just give reports. A sweet gig if you can get it. People rarely want to cut…

Won't they be on the hook if there is a breach?

Re: Ask HN: What tech job would let me get away with the least real work possible?

#60
It is against my interests to post this, but I'm slightly self-hating about my lack of work ethic so I will anyway.

I have had around 8 jobs and only one of them required a full day's work. Usually they are around 20 hour weeks, and occasionally a job has been 5 hour weeks discounting meetings. My managers usually love me and may even extoll my virtues to the team. I've spent a lot of time wondering how this is possible for me, since I'm not seeking out such jobs, and it seems unusual among my peers, so it must be at least in part what is specific to my own actions. Here's my working theory based on what I've done without meaning to.

First, work in a field that is technically easy, such as React or basic Rails CRUD. There are a lot of developers here and they are mostly terrible. Then, become extremely skilled in that field; learn every aspect of the thing beyond what is typical. Live and breath it.

Now you are by far the most skilled person most managers have ever seen for this role. Don't let them know that. When you start the job, pretend to be approximately average for the team you're on. Complete tasks in an average or slightly below average amount of time. You may be able to knock out the week's tickets on Monday (rewrite your commits before pushes each day to appear spread out).

So now you're not doing much and it's an easy job, but you're just a slightly below average employee, which isn't great. Here's the secret sauce to make your manager love you. You have more bandwidth than anyone else because you're mostly not working. You have to use this bandwidth for two things. One, if your manager asks for something, or points out an issue, you drop everything and immediately do/fix that thing. You'll be able to do it quicker than anyone and your real tasks won't suffer much. Two, in the first 6 months or so, use your extra bandwidth to do high visibility tasks that no one wants or has time to do, such as refactor a gross module, or write detailed documentation. Don't tell anyone you're going to do these, just pull them out fully completed with "I had some spare time." With those two techniques, you look like the employee that is extremely competent and on-the-ball, and you're still barely working.

The problem with this method is that it requires you to actually be highly skilled, which is not possible to fake.

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