He's making recompense for making JDBC part of the first exercise in a Python book. He'll return from the self-flagellation in two years after some time spent at a monastery. I fully expect his enlightenment will bring much into the world of programming.
You are being needlessly insulting to someone who could be in serious trouble.
White people problems, pffft.
Edit: Besides, I did some good here! I helped you satisfy your daily quota of self-righteousness. You should be covered for the month by midnight tonight at this rate.
You'll be free to not be a sanctimonious cunt until November!