Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes?

Post by anotherevan » Wed, Jan 20, 2021, 11:40 PM UTC

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Post by jolmg » Wed, Jan 20, 2021, 11:50 PM UTC

mindcrime wrote: post #39

Not exactly programming per-se, but cute: A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a software engineer from Microsoft are in a car together, driving to a conference. They start down a hill when the brakes give out and they crash into a tree at the bottom of the hill. Luckily no one is seriously injured, and they set out to figure out what happened. The mechanical engineer examines the car and says "I believ…

Post by [deleted] » Thu, Jan 21, 2021, 12:00 AM UTC

sloaken wrote: post #42

johnthuss wrote: post #7

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

The real answer is: Those who don't understand binary Those that think its a binary joke Those who understand trinary no no it is: Those who don't understand binary Those that think its a binary joke Those that think its a trinary joke Those who understand base 4 ...