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Connect with me: https://www.linkedin.com/in/nelsonic I will help you fast-track this.
I have a parallel-universe version of the question--from a universe where I've ~idealistically refused to create a LinkedIn account. How would you go about finding a recruiter sans LinkedIn? :)
At which point you're pretty much always going to be asked for a LinkedIn, and pretty much noone will want to put work in for someone not doing something has simple as creating an account. So, unfortunately, as the other comment said, swallow your pride.
These networks have made it so that the cost of idealism is being cut off socially, whether that's friends or employers.