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Re: Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes?

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

To be fair Gore claimed he 'took the initiative in creating the internet'. His choice of words were not good I think.

If that were the only sentence in the statement, sure. But read the rest (which I believe you found if you can quote it) and it's clear what he's saying unless your objective is to misquote it and ridicule him.

"I'll be offering my vision when my campaign begins. And it will be comprehensive and sweeping. And I hope that it will be compelling enough to draw people toward it. I feel that it will be. But it will emerge from my dialogue with the American people. I've traveled to every part of this country during the last six years. During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. I took the initiative in moving forward a whole range of initiatives that have proven to be important to our country's economic growth and environmental protection, improvements in our educational system."

That's what I read from Wikipedia, I do not really see how this changes the statement.

Re: Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes?

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This is HN, I'm going to kill a joke instead: There is the classic: There are only two hard problems in computer science: Cache invalidation, naming things... and off-by-one errors! Ha ha ha I hate this joke. It takes one of the most insightful things ever said about the profession, makes it into a joke that isn't even that good, and now the only thing you rememebr about it is the punchline. Let's break it down: - Ca…

...er you forgot the off-by-one errors!

Re: Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes?

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It's a bit more mathematical then programming but aren't we all just shitty mathematicians anyway:

Little John goes to school for the first day. The teacher wants to assess what do the kids already know so she asks

"Who knows how much is 1+2?".

Little John raises his hand and says

"I don't know how much is 1+2 but I do know that it's the same as 2+1 as addition is commutative over the monoid of natural numbers"

Re: Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes?

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

The "you learn limits in like, 9th grade" comment reminds me of this one: Two mathematicians are in a bar. The first one says to the second that the average person knows very little about basic mathematics. The second one disagrees, and claims that most people can cope with a reasonable amount of math. The first mathematician goes off to the washroom, and in his absence the second calls over the waitress. He tells he…

> ask the blonde waitress an integral I know this is a fun thread, but in real life you could have serious problems if you tell this kind of jokes. To my fellow downvoters: I hate it as much as you do.

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Re: Ask HN: Anyone know any funny programming jokes?

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post #283

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Nice this is my favourite so far!

Would you be kind and explain this joke please?

First of all, the joke makes no sense if you put a logistician instead of logician. Second, if you ask one person a question related to the opinions of all others, logically they can't answer yes or no, the only possible answer is "I don't know." Only when you reach the last person you have a chance of giving a definite answer.

Note the first logicians have to answer "I don't know" even if they don't wan't it, otherwise their statement becomes untrue.

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