I explained what I had done (which was met with incredulity, I mean, surely I had fucked something up and didn't just disable the described port)..
After the longest five minutes of my life, the network came back alive. And sure enough, only the port that I had disabled was disabled. After some troubleshooting with the vendor, it was determined that there was a software bug in the switch firmware. If the device was under heavy load, disabling a port caused the switch to reboot.
So that's how I took down the entire Universal Studios corporate network.