It doesn't match all of your wants, but you should consider living in the inner city of a large metropolitan area and working for tech companies there. In Los Angeles, a talented dev/arch with devops can make $185,000/yr with benefits. Another possibility would be turning into a migrant fruit-picker, stick your stuff in a storage facility and follow the contracts around the country, looking for the $200/hr gigs. Do a…
"$200/hr gigs." do these really exist in sufficiently large numbers? When I was freelancer there seemed to be hard limit at $100.
Yeah dumbass. 120 an hour, the bare minimum, for a small company, where I'm not gauranteed shit.
The next comment was even worse "you don't have any overhead!"
To which I replied, "Yes, but I'ld like to get some. So if I don't budget it out, I won't ever get it."
Then I correct him, by telling him 120 was my minimum. Depending on the work, it could be higher.
I dipped to 65, on a multi-month project ("discounted rate for large block of time"). But that was a one-off for that customer.
Rule of thumb is 1:6; but its more like 1:8. So that 120 an hour, is more like earning 15 bucks an hour. And that assuming a full schedule. Sometimes I get clients who try to cheap out, and give x hours per week; to which I just raise my rates.
If you can't afford to pay real wages; or more likely, treat all your employees like shit and skim their salaries to make mega bucks - fuck off.