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No employer (should) care that I was a missionary—but they would be interested in the community service I rendered and the skills I learned in leadership positions. Hence, I emphasize what is relevant in this context.
That you say you find this "extremely disingenuous" makes me think that you would be off-put by service as a missionary and are annoyed that I am supposedly somehow trying to obscure that fact. Are you trying to be hostile? Your tone is definitely aggressive and you're making a lot of assumptions.