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Ask HN: What happened to Clubhouse?

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Re: Ask HN: What happened to Clubhouse?

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That’s not what I’m talking about. It’s easy to write an iOS app that can adapt to an iPad. If it doesn’t, then that means that some kind of outdated hybrid system was used, or they hired the absolute cheapest coders they could find, that used fearfully primitive techniques (or both). I’ve been writing iOS apps for many years, and have never written one that doesn’t immediately adapt to an iPad. Even my cruddiest, wr…

If you don't check the box that says you support the iPad when building your app, then it will run on the iPad at iPhone resolution, with the option to scale up 2x to fill the screen.

Why on Earth would anyone do that?

If I want the app to only run on iPhone, then I’d sniff for it on startup, and present an alert (or, more likely, in my case, a screen), saying “iPhone only.” I own a couple of apps that do exactly that (not ones I wrote). There may be a way to provision the app, so it is not even made available on the App Store, for iPads. I don’t know. I’ve never done that. I think I have a couple of phone apps that have never even been made available for my iPads.

But an app like Clubhouse should run fine on iPad. I can’t think of any technical reason it shouldn’t run on iPad.

I have had dealings with extremely low-cost outsourcing shops, though, and they have a nasty habit of giving us exactly what we asked for; nothing more, nothing less. If the spec said “iPhone Only,” then I could see them turning that checkbox off, as it’s cheaper than writing a sniffer.

If someone does a bad job in one place (especially a highly visible place), then I generally assume that I am seeing the tip of the iceberg, and that they do a bad job, everywhere else. It’s been a fairly good assumption, in my experience.

I just feel that a “major buzz” app, like Clubhouse, should not present that iPhone resolution screen. It’s a perfect example of a brand-wrecking footgun.

Re: Ask HN: What happened to Clubhouse?

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The reason Clubhouse didn't have staying power is that there its value proposition is hypocritical, and therefore doesn't work: On Clubhouse, it only matters who's talking (for example, Elon). It doesn't matter who's listening. The more important the speaker is, the more it is a one-to-many broadcasting platform, and the less it matters if it's live. That makes it as useful as podcasts, which is already a saturated s…

Even if I take your first statement to be true, I'm not sure the rest of the comment follows. If we look over at video content livestreaming is popular (and increasingly so). Why have companies like Twitch been successful enough to be bought by Amazon rather than losing to YouTube or similar? Is there something special about audio that video doesn't have?

Twitch is Amazon's hedge against Youtube, I won't say it was "successful" pre-acquisition.

Re: Ask HN: What happened to Clubhouse?

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Do people still remember Bird? Same thing happening to Clubhouse. These startups were massively hyped up by VCs, but can’t stand the test of time. I suspect a Web3 startup will be the next thing VCs will hype up.

> I suspect a Web3 startup will be the next thing VCs will hype up. You mean, the whole NFT hype? Just happened. What's next? I'm betting on some VR/AR/XR thing (like pokemon Go, but different, same-same, but different).

So, Gowalla?

Re: Ask HN: What happened to Clubhouse?

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so basically the internet

No, the traditional internet required that you be literate, be able to write, have an IQ > 45. Already we saw sites like Medium attract lower quality content than blogs that require a certain amount of intelligence to set up. Audio and video communication online is something Marshall McLuhan warned you about: take a look at TikTok if you don't believe me.

Lol you're so full of yourself.

> the traditional internet required that you be literate, be able to write, have an IQ > 45.

No it didn't. The internet required you to know how to setup a server and hosting. If you knew how, you could serve the most illiterate, badly thought out crap ever, and nobody would stop you.

You think that you needed to be litterate, because you've confirmation-biased yourself into thinking that you were 'special'/'gifted' for having read some nginx-manuals and setup your own blog. And now that everybody has access to the thing that made you feel 'special' you act childish and try to degrade that achievement of others.

"yeah you write for your own blog, but did you use MEDIUM while doing it? What a poser! If you're a real writer, like ME, you'd host your own blog in the 90s".

> Already we saw sites like Medium attract lower quality content than blogs that require a certain amount of intelligence to set up.

Who made you the arbiter of quality content? Did you ever self-reflect and realize that it might not be about quality, but rather your personal preference?

Are you too stupid to see that people might not share your views at all? That what they think is quality-content you might think is shit? And that what you think is quality-content others might think is shit?

Re: Ask HN: What happened to Clubhouse?

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No, the traditional internet required that you be literate, be able to write, have an IQ > 45. Already we saw sites like Medium attract lower quality content than blogs that require a certain amount of intelligence to set up. Audio and video communication online is something Marshall McLuhan warned you about: take a look at TikTok if you don't believe me.

Lol you're so full of yourself. > the traditional internet required that you be literate, be able to write, have an IQ > 45. No it didn't. The internet required you to know how to setup a server and hosting. If you knew how, you could serve the most illiterate, badly thought out crap ever, and nobody would stop you. You think that you needed to be litterate, because you've confirmation-biased yourself into thinking t…

Lol.

1. Back in the 90’s it was Apache, not NGINX. 2. Cool kids today make a blog w/ Jamstack and don’t mess w/ NGINX. 3. People who blog on medium seem to be more hung up on getting a domain name than anything else (either $10 a year is not worth it or paying $10 a year means you’ve been ‘canceled’ by big tech or something…)

The ignorance of those people is not so much technical but in the domain of marketing and branding. Like ‘data scientists’ who think they are too good to run unit tests or type ‘git commit’ they think being high status is letting other people do things for you, so in their bizzaro world being on medium makes you look like a somebody and having your own domain makes you a nerd, a tool or something like that.

Thank God people who won’t register a domain name won’t figure out how to make a crypto wallet so they’ll always be looking from the outside in, wishing they had a bored ape of their own.

Re: Ask HN: What happened to Clubhouse?

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The most wild thing, to me, is how effectively it has been taken over by scam artists. The other day I tuned into a 'startup pitch' show where the premise is you pitch your company idea to an 'investor'. Unfortunately in practice the investor applauds your idea, and then claims he will 'invest' engineering time worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, but he needs you to 'prove you are serious' by investing tens of th…

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Re: Ask HN: What happened to Clubhouse?

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post #115

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Don’t forget all the “Life Coaches”

My life coach works at Chilli's, I can go see them any time between 3 and 7 on weekdays. I can put in a word if anybody wants to respond below. Blue Cross is showing some resistance, but I think they'll come around.

Update: I spoke with Tyler, he says our new meeting place is TGI Fridays but that you're all welcome. He asks that groups of 8 or more call ahead.
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