Ask HN: Anyone else not read the questions on SO, only the answers when stuck?

I think you pointed this out yourself: everybody is in fact reading the questions, but in the SERPs, not on SO.

(And I'm sure people are scanning the body of the question there, too, if only subconsciously--I know I do.)

I usually open like 8 tabs of possibly relevant answers from a google result, look for something that looks right, and if I get frustrated why something doesn't make sense or seem to work, I scroll up and read the question to find it was super specific or stupid and doesn't really match the title.