His new tirade is demanding we start using celery to solve every problem we have. I instinctively want to dismiss him out of turn given his previous track record of thinking himself into a pretzel, however, I don't want to fall into a trap myself of negative thinking.
The way I see it, we would already be sending async job messages to a durable queue like SQS. It seems extremely trivial to me to run a service that polls the queue for new messages and dispatches the jobs on its own from there (as I have a done with great success a number of times in other environments). What is the benefit of pulling in all the complexity of celery for these simple asynchronous tasks?