Sitting on the toilet reading this post gives it a whole different feel.
Don't use your phone while you poop
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#22Earlier quoted context omitted.
> be done in max 6mins this has a very "tell me you haven't had kids yet without telling me" energy to it, in opinion at least.
You want to train kids from a young age not to spend a long time on the toilet, which reading encourages. It consistently leads to hemorrhoids. That's just a fact.
i think they meant they are purposely sandbagging while on the toilet to get some alone time
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#23But there aren’t enough shampoo bottles to read.
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#24If pooping is the only time you spend away from your phone, you're not spending enough time away from your phone.
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#25Meanwhile Greeks .. "what's up buddy"
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#26If you have time to read on the toilet, then (barring any disease or other disfunction) you’re not getting enough fiber.
It's one of the most tranquil parts of the day, and a time out from busier things. What's the rush?
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#27Obvious, and yet will be ignored
Also, it's nasty. Check out how dirty your phone already is, then add fecal matter to that (you really think when you poop it just lands neatly in the bowl and nothing goes into the air?)
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#28Not just your phone. Don't read books or magazines or do other things. Get in, take your dump, be done in max 6mins, get up. Don't strain.
Right! If you spend enough time in there to be reading you didn't actually need a shit.
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#29Flip side: more sitting on the toilet ensures a more complete emptying and less rushing/straining.
Flip side: sitting too long on the toilet increases hemorrhoid risk. [0]
Not having a distraction doesn’t mean a person needs to strain.
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#30Who read this while in the act?
Most upvoted comment in a long time. Probably.