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Lol this is all pretty funny. I also did this but in C++ to make fun of that JS crap. https://gist.github.com/zelcon5/7dc42bf91ea958132a0d - "padding" can go either left or right. …

Yes, this would have been awesome without the jQuery dependency. I don't think Javascript libraries should introduce ANY dependencies, because you are limiting the audience to code…

Maybe this will bring back the CLI when average users start asking for a keyboard equivalent of this. It's funny how there have been numerous iterations of Siri for at least a deca…

Of course they truly have access to funds but already blew it all on frivolities by the time they realized they needed to buy groceries.

As the landlord of a small building in a poor neighborhood, I cannot tell you how true this copypasta is. It really has calloused my sympathy for the poor. Poor people are poor bec…

It uses a ton of Javascript and that tingles Javascript kiddies, which has sadly become synonymous with developers.

If someone wants to charge me for reading their _blog_, forget about it. I'll read the next person's blog who understands that my reading of their post IS the payment.

Time is relevant. It should not be treated like a footnote in considering the importance of certain laws. If Thomas Jefferson were alive today, I think he would have used military …

Am I the only one who sees how blind it is to continue citing 18th century politicians in 2016? Can we finally deprecate the "founding fathers"?

More proof that Neanderthals were as smart as, if not smarter than, _Homo sapiens sapiens_.

And in year 2020... http://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln5ipwsRxJ1qd94ffo1_1280.p...

Because programming is primarily a business and it's cheaper to hire dumb programmers for whom functional programming is too difficult.

Of course not. Hehehee. Stuff like this makes people like me happy, because of all the exploits.

Oh exploitable!

I've bought crappy but running cars before for $200 (outright, no loan). If I were you, I would spend all day today on craigslist for a little junk car that you can sleep in. Shopl…

Adblockers may use more than the URI, but it starts with the URI and if it does not match, then it does not block. If a video file is served from cdn.example.com/video/?file=3w0rjw…

How is this _not_ exactly what I said it was though? The author even says in the readme that it's a NIH version of Haskell. I love PL mental masturbation as much as anyone else, bu…

Why doesn't Google et al provide a shim for web servers to proxy ads off their own domains, with the same URI routes as the actual content? That way, an adblocker would also preven…

An ad-hoc, informally specified, bug-ridden, slow implementation of half of Haskell

Despite the temptation to bikeshed Amazon, I'd have to say this is quite justified. Amazon seemed TOO cheap for a lot of things. It was amazing they made any money at all. Now that…

> generics Go makes it easy for third party applications to parse the language,so generics are possible with pre-processing/codegen; e.g., https://clipperhouse.github.io/gen/