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Well no, nowadays you don’t get a bathroom, you get a juice bottle on your “break” between sprints around a Bezosian Labyrinth. Also, bit of news for you, the USSR no longer exists…

Interesting question: if you find something your government already knew was there, did you in fact find it?

Of course you’re now living through the capitalist dystopia where prioritizing “productivity” is making everyone’s life worse than said communist professional urbanite, but with th…

This would definitely be in the apres-Kojak, just before sign-off part of the evening.

Anthropologists announce that human populations tend to congregate towards urbanity. Next sports.

Wooden. Definitely wooden.

But wouldn’t Tau be twice as good as Pi?

[reading headline] Really? [reading article] Oh… no. Please, world, keep banning this thunderously ignorant dipshit. Here, do better. https://youtu.be/GecyqKkcFsI

Truly we are in the fuckwit timeline.

If you let something built with programming languages speak on your behalf in programming languages and you can’t read those programming languages, you’re not long going to enjoy t…

Account for the people think the war is going to bring an entirely fictional End Times, and the support drops to significantly Of course magically rapture the same folk from politi…

Do you think they know that you can’t launch a Golden Age, or that you can only find out, after the fact, that you used to be in one? Oh, who am I kidding? These folk are still not…

Actual statement is “fewer than 400”, there’s no indication given reflecting closer to 0 or closer to 400. https://www.nj.gov/governor/news/2026/approved/20260721a.sht...

Here’s the article without the paywall. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/chatgpt-convinced-an-al...

> So here's my pithy prescription for how Europe can find its way back to The Good Times. Ah, MEGA thinking… now, as we’ve now, eventually, learned (often to our collective horror)…

Makes you wonder if Putin had something slipped into his borscht.

… for now. Thanks RFK Jr.

I’ve had the “pleasure” to get to sit fifteen feet from the guy, right behind his version of Number Two, and listened to his monologuing. I’ve watched his round table of minions no…

If you’d ever seen the bubble of sycophants that insulate this particular Dr. Evil wannabe from reality, you’d know it’s not that weird.

Well, if that’s true, and if after the fact even one can, then my hypothesis of a massive increase will be correct!

Well, that would end up with a massive increase in the number of MAGA evangelicals who’ve actually read any part of the book.

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Full title: ”Trump administration to phase out HIV funding [for South Africa].“ Though in the long run they’ll try to do both, because kakistocracy.

Thus endeth the tenure of the oxymoron.

This is the work of a mad genus.