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QED

I see tests like this all the time: // TestConstructor Object o = new Object(); assertNotNull(o); Completely bonkers, but mention it and people just look at you blankly: "....but t…

Counterpoint to this: a lot of the programmers I admire all have an uncanny ability to just sit and work for long periods of time. Like, sit down and hardly move for 10 straight ho…

Kill me now

Any tips on how to change the timestamp on your Git commits? That way you could get your work done on a Monday and spread the commits out throughout the week. I've looked at this b…

Yeah...

Time for some fresh air

Whatever we do, please do not solve the actual root issue under any circumstances. That will not do. We need to stick another layer on top of the pile so we can have conferences an…

There will have to be something to solve all the problems that are created by Kubernetes, which itself exists to solve the problems with Docker, which exists to solve the problems …

> I'll come up with my own tools. They won't be great, but... They WILL be great. They'll do exactly what YOU need them to do, and nothing else. Software at present is a disaster, …

Any independent review would inevitably be done by the same type of "expert" that wrote the software in the first place. No doubt it's some sprawling, insane Java monstrosity Manha…

Tough crowd

As: a postmaster When: I use this software Then: I should not be falsely imprisoned for 3 years.

Dude, I'm so jealous that you haven't even heard of DevOps. I don't know where you must work but please give me a job.

Software Development

- Take CS50 - Take Nand2Tetris - Take Casey Muratori's upcoming course StarCode Galaxy. - Get some inspiration from Jonathan Blow and Casey Muratori on YouTube, and start the rabbi…

"MY team"? I hope you aren't implying some form of ownership over your black friend? You'll be refering to yourself as "his boss" next. Please check your privilege.

He's probably created an anonymous account because we live in a world where you may well lose your job for even questioning that a _source control branch name_ might offend someone…

Nobody had a problem with "master" 18 months ago. Including you.

Bitkeeper must be punished for these transgressions.

The number of people that _genuinely_ have a problem with the word "master" (excluding all the weird (white) twitter people) is close to zero.

> My phone is that internet/phone addiction is not a problem its a solution Funny that you've mistyped "phone" instead of "theory". Must be a Freudian phone.

Go low level. Get back to basics - abandon higher level abstractions (thinking bloated and depressing frameworks). Implement a project that interests you, purely for fun.

Grow up

Downvotes for asking a genuine question, and downvotes for other comments that are anything other than "USA is evil". What a state of affairs. Edit: and now "flagged". How about th…