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For a hundred dollars I will write an essay for you.

Let's break it down. We've got a POINT-BASED SYSTEM OF MATERIALIZED KARMA. I invented it. Call me Lucifer. Is there any way at all it isn't doomed to fail, and soon? Can you think …

I don't represent YC in any fashion, so I am unsure if it's kosher to proffer up here; but, I think your mind is too strong for what sounds like a psychological pyramid scheme. It …

Mission Hills? That dude is rich! It's probably his only male heir, trying to re-invent my point-based system of materialized karma. Stay out of his way!

It tastes like a prison industrial complex. Just like this place. Call in the Predator. The floor needs mopping.

A butterfly. Wow.

So what do you want from me? Affirmation of privilege? Compliance to some vague utopian model of 20th c. capitalism vis patriarchal tradition? I'm right here. It's unclear where yo…

Where is this textbook you speak of? I'd love to gloss the index. Are you talking to me, or some professor of yours? Sounds like he's open to a leveraged buyout. Think again, son.

Let me tell you, I am expert in deflecting routine semantic parsing. Me, I parse on the level of one's reflexive vowels. I hate to wear the mask of brinksmanship, but yes, you catc…

Hi, I'm Jesse.. tefflox -at gmail.com. Will you send a url for a personal project of his? thanks..

To tell you the truth, had I been "talking straight" in the Cartesian manner you imply, I would have had to face much stronger opposition than these other besotted remarks. However…

I am the king of the jungle, yes, and I have taken you all for a joyride. You can reach me at tefflox -at gmail.com.

I understand that, given the content of my appeal, these jokes are to be expected. Tho I assure you I mean business. Most people I approach about this startup take me seriously, in…

I see that the person I follow with such a query hasn't taken much flak, so I feel good about entering my own. I've just now applied for the YC summer of startup in Boston. My back…