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I've had a lot of productive days where I wasn't forced to broadcast my face for an hour. Can you tell me what I was doing wrong?

Love it, love the spite, but you will actually legitimately lose people who don't want to join a cult. If you wouldn't drive me to the airport for free, then we're not family, sorr…

You're being downvoted because you aren't being a team player. Now please sign this PIP from your "family".

You're not getting genuine social interactions from people who are paid to spend time with you. If you want genuine social interaction, get a dog.

Both logos are already basically circles!

No, a lot of people think this. You just won't find most of them here.

Doesn't sound very monetizable.

I don't need constant feedback, I mostly need to be left alone to do the actual work. Problem is, the Cult of Agile gets nervous by the third daily standup where you just say you'r…

I was asked to estimate a major project after a month of onboarding and such, and despite being lied to that the deadline was flexible, management decided the estimate was a suicid…

And yet Deloitte continues to exist and overcharge and overrun deadlines, and the economy, I'm told, is still doing quite well. Maybe this is all kayfabe and it doesn't actually ma…

Presidents are technically timeboxed, at least in the US.

Yeah, it would certainly be cheaper if those uppity poors just died instead.

Whoever has the power to fire you.

But first, we have to argue about our own individual interpretations of what a "high performer is", and then justify our belief that it is every single one of us, because-

This won't go over well here, but: we might have to dismantle a lot of the economy if we want to fix draining overproducers until you can discard them...

I can tell you've never been reprimanded for being a blocker, when management sides with the people asking ridiculous learned helplessness questions, instead of learning how to hel…