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Working for a company and having a good salary could be really nice. You come home, you get to actually relax for the 6 hours of whatever you have every day. That may not seem like…

I hate to break it to you, but you weren't high on absinthe, you were just drunk as fuck.

Won't you be drawing a lot of attention to yourself if you smell like shit? I think the best thing to do would be to eat those wiping materials.

Yeah, the cows look like they're smiling.

Hahaha. I used to work at a tech company that constantly had happy hours and even dinners out at restaurants together. Eventually I stopped going to all of them because I couldn't …

The best thing about that game was the insane 40 hit combos.

How the fuck is 3 euro cents 7 us cents?

you probably went to an all male high school

It only makes sense that murderers don't want to get wet either.

"Zynga makes its money selling virtual goods", haha. It's a pump and dump scheme.

You kind of need a mouse to play Doom.

I'm surprised nobody suggested.. keep doing that crap. Maybe you'll get lucky and your site or your employer will have a liquidity event. I've been burned out on worthless web soft…

nerd alert

I don't understand how people can get away with just copying an entire blog post from some other blog.

Because nobody here has one.

You can be sure they'll spend their billions trying to figure out a way not to die.

The moment when I first played doom hasn't been equaled since. Except maybe the first time I played Quake. Since then, nothing really made me realize that I was looking at the futu…

This guy is autistic.

More like the beginning of the beginning.

If someone gets their financial advice from a guy pretending to be crazy on TV, like some kind of used car salesman, they need to pull their heads out of their asses. Jim Cramer is…

Hey I didn't say anything about porn, you did.

This site would be a lot more profitable if he was selling romantic situation videos of him and his wife.

Don't say "hey do you have a minute?" Instead say "step into my office."

I don't think there's any way to improve snipd.com. The fundamental problem is that it's hard to understand what exactly snipd does. I'm a computer expert and I still don't underst…

I just assumed the author decided to say something so ridiculous that nobody would try to question whether it makes sense or not.