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olivercreashe

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About olivercreashe

I like watching my HN Points go down like your mother

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    Comment #14529689

    There is a very interesting and recent development that can help you woth this. I forget the name, but i think it's something called a telephone.

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    Comment #14529681

    You don't know number theory?!? Is this a joke?!? And you call yourself a human???

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    Comment #14529670

    Your body, without clothes, stared at by the aformentioned potential burglars. They'll know you're loony and will stop bothering you.

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    Comment #14529655

    I mean, he did say he's happy to answer any question, so.....

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    Comment #14528479

    Give him an issue of Byte magazine and tell him to copy all 30 pages of machine language to the computer using the keyboard. Better yet, tel him that at the end of all the typing, …

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    Comment #14528465

    Should I roll over my 401k from a previous employer to the new one?

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    Comment #14355512

    sell drugs while commuting.

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    Comment #14355505

    My SEO checklist: - make sure to not do any SEO crap. Done,

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    Comment #14355485

    Same here. It was super obvious to us too when we had been living together for 24 years and had 5 kids. Not too obvious by year 23, but mos def by 24!

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    Comment #14355474

    >> He liked my brain. Hahahaha. So creepy. "Hey, I like your brain." Or better yet: "hey, i can tell ur the one for me cuz i like your mucus." Hahahahah

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    Comment #14289148

    There are a lot of porn companies needing CS people for their webdev and such. Good luck!

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    Comment #14286580

    I've seen people choking the rooster with it, and doing some cool machine lesrning with it to see how much they can mine for bitcoin a la Martha Stewart meets James Bond. DEVELOPER…

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    Comment #14286573

    Yes, yes there is.

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    Comment #14286558

    Say: hello, good to meet you . My name is and I am applying for a junior position. Then look at them in the eyes and let them speak in return. And so on and so forth. Good luck!

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    Comment #14286530

    Really? I wonder how it will smell like..

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    Comment #13148717

    For me, it's people thinking that everything needs to be solved by technology... And startups... how I HATE startups and every idiot in them and every snot-brain trying to create o…

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    Comment #13002707

    Calm down, kid. Re-read the title sweetheart: it talks about the US, so it must obviously pertain to US gov't and US dollars. From your profile: >> Message To Self: It is okay to b…

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    Comment #13002582

    >> the most high-tech systems in the world... Calm down. The technology is from the 1990s. It's in the article: " In the late 1990s, they began designing instruments for the next g…

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    Comment #12915113

    Take it away from them. Really, if it means that their identities are at risk, I would not put your parents at risk and persuade or force them to not use the interwebs until they g…

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    Comment #12915093

    We're all fucked now!!

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    Comment #12872852

    You clearly have not traveled

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    Comment #12863745

    I second traveling the world. It helps you grow as a person and you become more human. My grandfather used to say: there are two types of people in the world: those who simply take…

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    Comment #12863688

    What a terrible idea! What kids need is actual parents that provide structure, a good home and learning experiences, not constant 24/7 entertainment. Perhaps this is why i see so m…