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Your practical, working knowledge of the NYC subway system is way off the mark. If I had to make an estimate, I'd say you've never been required to depend on the subway beyond the …

Yeah and my old Intel 486 Gateway 2000 had a Turbo button. What's your point?

Given what we know about USB sticks, especially their use in Iran, you would have to be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING RETARDED to trust them. Oh so he encrypted his files, and walked them bet…

What if, like, the battery's dead, man?

It very obviously means that this goes beyond even the kind of wattage that Spinal Tap's amps are capable of. This one doesn't just go to eleven. Twelve is greater than eleven.

In a panic, they try to pull the plug. PokerBot fights back. It goes all in on the flop in an early hand against Doyle Brunson during a televized World Series of Poker event, winni…

It's funny, because you seem to think that health care professionals, with their myriad Excel spreadsheets and mammoth stacks of Steelcase® file cabinets brimming with rainbow colo…

Yeah, but so what? I mean, consider how much that honestly could have amounted to. 100 calories, distributed across 10 grams of nutrients per shake? He still drank a shake, and at …

Let's be clear about your hyperbole: in the very near future, everyone will read some news article about the shocking transgressions enabled by the retarded idea of just waltzing a…

that is the best way to solve the problem - always off by default is better than being required to remember that one must disable something unwanted.

I have always hated the tendency toward creating retarded adverbs, ever since people took to registering domains in the Libya country code TLD. Now, we'r stuck with all these trend…

I don't get it. What's wrong with the name? Are you pronouncing it as if it were the verb, "aping", like as in "poorly imitating a person's behavior in the primitive manner of an a…

Well, now you'll just have to shoot for over 9000...