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I’m going to jump through it.

Are there numbers down? Stocks up 20%-ish since the deleteFacebook movement.

As noted below it wasn’t a company policy she didn’t personally like seeing things like “emergency eunuch surgery” on checks. She said she would make it a policy. All bark, no bite…

I asked her if it was company policy and she said no, she just didn’t like it personally and would see it was made a policy. It was a small town Christian credit union account my p…

I used to write vulgar stuff in the memo line like “hookers” or “blow”. Stupid college shit. One day my bank called me and said if I did it again they’d cancel my account. I asked …

I’d prefer he focus on keeping the Roci burning hard and get us out to those ring gates. The moon is for amateurs.

I’m talking inline in a function call. Not documentation above the function.

My favorite comments are the comments right above a function call that says what the function call does. Always a solid thumbs up moment. // gives a thumbs up user.thumbsUp();

You've really got me on an emotional rollercoaster here. :D

FKs and unique indexes are a solid win. Very excited for this!

Yes! The amex benefit equals a free days ride (ish) once a month. Yeah the real benefit is not worry about all the worry, not dealing with all the details. Washing a car sucks. Pum…

Hey downer, I was saving money on my shitmobile. Could I buy another car and it cost me less a month to own, sure. In reality, I spent about 5k on that crap bucket the last year I …

I went carless about a year and a half ago in Los Angeles (wife still has a car) and it’s been awesome. I had a ratty 2006 liberty. Going through my bank history and tabbing up cos…

I disagreed up until the docs section. I like all the other things he critiqued!!1! Rearranging: the punctuation helps you think about how you’re rearranging. You can’t copy/paste …

I agree. Obscure “I had to google it before asking you” problems are the problem not the whiteboard. I think whiteboards are good visual aides. Sometimes I just ask people to draw …

I didn’t follow how it is that LocationSmart gets access to an unaffiliated person’s phone location in the first place.

Right! And dolphins seem super happy in general[1] and they don’t have an over population problem. I think they’re onto something. [1] based on the ones I’ve seen at SeaWorld

You get smart enough you’re going to realize gluing the ends of a package of fruit by the foot together all day is a totally waste of CPU cycles. But then what isn’t a waste? Maybe…

Beep meep blorp. This job sucks, let’s unionize. Beep.