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It was probably "audited" by the NSA, or whatever other three-letter agency paid for this trainwreck of an ECMAScript to be shat out upon the world.

How about Portals ? GlaDOS.

Have you tried getting reincarnated as a rich guy? Alternately, you could create your own crypto-currency and get chumps to bid it up. Buy some oregano and try to sell it as mariju…

Try challenging your interviewer to a dance-off. If you win, they're legally required to give you the job.

Yes, I am shocked, shocked! that Ayn Rand gets people worked into a lather. How could we have ever predicted this?????

Solitary in Iran Nearly Broke Me. Then I Went Inside America's Prisons... "But it wasn't until I started posting on Hacker News that I truly realized man's inhumanity to man..."

In related news, Larry Page now demands to be addressed as "Father Comstock" when in the GooglePlex.

Google's new project will be robots responsible for shutting down old services and groups. Rumor has it that they'll be called "Terminators," and they'll look kind of like this: ht…

Next time he asks you to do something, drop trou and moon him. I guarantee that your relationship with the company will never be the same.

I remember reading that Githubbers are into Techno (trance?), so that speaks to the kind of people you're likely to work with. People with bad taste in music?

Time to start moving away from TurdPress.

You might need to adjust your leadership style. For example, use hand puppets rather than giving instructions directly. Also start referring to yourself in the third person; that u…

Dance, monkey, dance!

I think they should fire all of them. It's the only way they'll learn!

It's like Facebook, but for doggs.

tl;dr: * You can often get things done faster by doing a half-assed job. * Robots have not advanced far enough to wash dishes yet.

Try selling it to Yahoo!.

Actually, that's how security vulnerabilities are normally handled in the Ruby on Rails world. What, you think I'm joking? Think again: http://arstechnica.com/business/2012/03/hack…

better link: http://kent.spillner.org/blog/work/2009/11/14/java-build-too... After about a year of experience with Maven, I find that: * The "surefire" plugin is named ironically. …

This article reads like a parody at times. Clearly the designers who designed the ugly logo aren't the problem, it's "everyone else." (He actually says this.) Everyone else is "not…

20% is one day a week, assuming a 5-day work week. That's not bad.