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See "Computer Fraud and Abuse Act."

Relying on regexes instead of thoroughly tested parser AST's encourages vulnerabilities. Are they really scraping logs for credentials instead of using an API?

Analysis is fun, but any device with a microphone or camera represents a security risk for sensitive environments... Fropies.

Can't sleep, must publish build systems for more fringe programming languages.

Vendoring in go mod should be mandatory.

Rewrite our DNA from quadature to base64. Much more efficient.

Sounds like IPv6 isn't broken, GitHub and Ubuntu and BitBucket are broken.

Publicly funded research should generally be available at no cost and bother to the public.

Why not continue using long-standing C FFI? This is not so clear.

So hire Rust and FPGA devs.

Clean code in management's eyes is anything at all delivered COB whose customer-deleting latent bugs trigger six months after the author left to work elsewhere. But with 100% code …

I supported an effort to standardize Markdown into an actual common syntax, instead of the nasty variation we see between GitHub, Reddit, Stack Overflow, Atlassian, etc. etc. This …

TDD's contribution to software quality scrapes the bottom of the barrel. Attention to detail in scalable design, formal verification, fuzzing, and mutation testing offer deeper gua…

I've made that same mistake before. And not just in HTTP handlers. There is a case to be made for a linter rule that warns when a conditional evaluates an error value, without pres…

Rust is good enough for HFT, Web rendering, and the Linux kernel but go ahead and add Carbon to the massive list of been-there-done-that. Pro tip: Don't try to migrate an entire ca…

I can't even tell you how much political capital I lost at a major retailer recommending against wasting time implementing soft deletions... on an internal portal that babysat lint…

At 30% third party title revenue for doing nothing, not surprising.

Another large swath of users is forced to the blackmarket, or to smoking, both of which are far more hazardous to health than vaping.

Hosting so many employees on site does tend to raise the bill.

Not human bodies, no. But look at other long lived species like elephants, who rarely get cancer and have even more cells than we do. Just splice the right snippet of elephant DNA …

Hey Alexa, Read off this script in my neighbor's voice so we can convince this bank clerk on the phone to move their funds to another account.

I welcome biking. Sadly, the bike lane added to my home street is never used for biking.