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you know how it is, cookies in bed @ midnight, then they get everywhere and somehow they sell all your information to advertisers. C'mon Technology, amiriteguys?

No, throw hardware at it! My life for the last 25 years has been trying to optimize code via I/O. My favorite design pattern is a for loop that tries once per item and completely f…

once I know you have an agenda, I invalidate what you have to say.

This answer contains more truth in it than any technical answer ever will.

Oracle Support has gotten absolutely terrible over the last four years. I support a full Oracle stack, and seeing all that beautiful Sun engineering turned to sludge because of poo…

That floppy drive requirement for drivers lasted for YEARS it seemed like. Lol.

Clint is great!

Isn't it something like 99 percent of species go extinct?

Anyone remember webrings? Technology is so circular, old becomes new, over and over again. "Join our network!" at the end reminded me of them.

I feel like that team spent a lot of time at the water cooler.

from 1 afternoon a week to 2... changing the world, Jeff, changing the world.

I miss stumbleupon too my friend.

What did you write it in?

I used to think so; loved it, helping people. Fixing the broken things. Technical challenges, helping people learn, and fulfillment. Because I hate myself, it filled me up, but I d…

Sounds like a defensive device addict to me. Relatively speaking.