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that kind of agility requires coffee, amphetamines, and copious amounts of IPA. the cyber-athlete electrolyte trifecta

I guess somebody out there has gotta make the croutons

you must be fun at parties

for 200 billion you better throw in knowing what you know now in to the mix, then it would pay for itself

can confirm. worked in a very small office with a guy who didn't give a damn. silent but deadly doesnt do it justice. between that, a single bathroom right across from the secretar…

soooooo about Claude going down. we're gonna need you to sign in on Saturday and make up for lost time or unfortunately we're going to have to deduct the time lost from your payche…

not designed, it was destined

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im fiarly certain the knob on the machine that controls length of redundant comments and docblocks is cranked to 11. it makes me curious how much of their bottom line is driven by …

iirc the dog was a dangerous animal and had attacked people and animals uprovoked quite a few times. didnt hear about it so not sure about the horses, but typically people dont jus…

turns out we still needs more vibes

same experience here. trust deficits so rampant i question if ive ever been right once in my career. dont forget the lack of the word 'iterate' in the decision makers vocabulary. a…

I like to think that bird song, evolved over millions of years going back to their dinosaur ancestors, is a language that encodes vast amounts of information that our brains can't …

back to the blockchain!

its wabbit season I guess

snoopy is the perfect dog name

my favorite performance of his! its a movie that keeps you on the edge of your seat the whole time. so many anxiety inducing moments, especially for those who fear the ocean

living that cloud life

yes they do! those are the humans that pass down those lost arts even if the audience is a handful. to trust an amalgamation of neurally organized binary carved intricately into me…

america in a squirt bottle

its gotta a very different flavor but is still pretty good.

Sir David Attenborough is gonna make bank on the documentary featuring these animals engaging in these most unnatural of corporate environments

its collaboration in glorious 4k! err 1080p!

oh they are paying, but shit rolls down hill and those who will ultimately pay are in the flood zone

alright who laid out a big ole fudge dragon in the urinal for the whole world to see mmkay?