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jonathanoliver
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About jonathanoliver
He loves programming, so much so that he dreams in C# and has nightmares about legacy code. He wears Transformers pajamas.
A few years ago, he staged a full-scale coup d'état and burned down the ivory tower where the software architects lived. Then, he sang and frolicked and danced about with the rest of the lowly software developers.
When he’s angry, he mumbles to himself and types more loudly on his keyboard. When he’s happy he mumbles to himself and types loudly on his keyboard as well.
You can read more about his blathering and rants on his blog: http://blog.jonathanoliver.com/
[ my public key: https://keybase.io/joliver; my proof: https://keybase.io/joliver/sigs/mg2KjhltwbuIV56Bt8iNzXVJjv1l_Q-N0K3F4o3efeY ]
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Comment #48828121
I came here just to post that link. I still have that song in my head when I hear the word "floppy".
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Comment #46857302
Kinda reminds of the time Microsoft used git internally but was pushing Team Foundation Server.
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Comment #46683387
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br4-VsvRcII
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Comment #44804660
For Go, we've been using this library which supports ZSTD. https://github.com/klauspost/compress
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Comment #43789761
Founder of Smarty here, so there's some obvious bias. We've been in the geocoding space for over 12+ years. A geocoding API should be easy to set up, deliver rooftop-accurate geoco…
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Comment #43541387
Debian is fat?? I always thought it was a nice, minimalist server distro.
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Comment #43202105
We use Nomad where I work and we LOVE it. Previous to Nomad we used K8s for several years which, at that point, allowed us to become cloud agnostic. With the move to Nomad about 3+…
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Comment #42979535
I just replied to an earlier message on this thread with the same offer: I’d love to have you email your mailing address to support@smarty.com with a link to this HN thread. We may…
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Comment #42979529
Send your address to support@smarty.com and link to this HN thread. I’ll keep an eye watching out for it. I’d love to see what our system does with your address. We have non-postal…
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Comment #42979506
Thanks for the shout-out. Founder of Smarty here. Regarding article, it really depends on the use case of whether to use ZIP Code (TM), postal code, Canada Post Forward Sortation A…
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Comment #42754660
A.Z. Fell has a decent bookshop but when I called recently they said: "Fell's Bookshop. We probably don't have what you're looking for and we wouldn't sell it to you if we did."
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Comment #42133074
They should put it on all of their officially supported ones too! https://killedbygoogle.com/
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Comment #41187468
This reminds me of the droid in the 1987 Robocop movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYsulVXpgYg What could go wrong?
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Comment #37383377
Why would you start with the two-smartest species on the planet? [1] [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_th...
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Comment #36900838
Aeron is another awesome project from Martin Thompson (Disruptor, Simple Binary Encoding, Mechanical Sympathy, etc.). That guy really knows his stuff regarding performance.
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Comment #34576139
Obligatory Spaceballs reference about combing the desert: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYge6ehH9fo
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Comment #34440020
I probably shouldn't mention how much seawater I accidentally swallow whenever I'm in the ocean swimming.
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Comment #34315542
When I saw this idea all I could think of was the ASP.NET "postback" form data and URL data! I'm glad to not have to deal with that anymore.
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Comment #34131443
I only had Notepad (the default Windows text editor). I longed for Microsoft Frontpage and HoTMetaL and Dreamweaver. Looking back, I'm glad gained experience on the native experien…
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Comment #34131409
I've been running Arch Linux for about 2 years two high-powered desktop machines (home and work). I run `sudo pacman -Syu` every day and I've only had one video driver update (nvid…
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Comment #34093615
Just bought the 12-pack version. I love Julia's website.
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Comment #33776791
Lab grown? That's beyond impossible.
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Comment #33394870
Whenever these tales arise, I can't help but read them. I know that they're not particularly relevant to anything I do or even have done. Even so, it's like watching an archeologic…
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Comment #32837473
My favorite quote from the article: > Watching non-programmers trying to run software companies is like watching someone who doesn’t know how to surf trying to surf.
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Comment #32147055
I have a co-worker who was in charge of the build system at WordPerfect back in the early 90's. He worked on the the UNIX edition and he managed the whole workflow using a series o…