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blocking access to a site because you don't enable javascript is diabolical

How did this make FP???

Chase | Software Engineer, Data Engineer, SRE and Senior Engineering Lead | Java/Python/AWS/PySpark/ETL | Onsite, Plano, Chicago | Full-Time I'm hiring for multiple roles to build …

Why don’t they ease up or streamline their zoning and permit process so people can build back their homes after hurricane damage?

Chase | Manager (Java Backend Team)| ON-SITE Chicago Hybrid | Full-Time Seeking an Engineering Manager to lead our Java backend team. This is a hybrid role based in Chicago. *About…

Spirit is such a pile of garbage that doing anything is better than doing nothing to spirit. We should make the judge fly Spirit for a few months and this merger will pass with fly…

JPMorgan Chase | All Levels, Software Engineering, Engineering Managers, Software architecture | Chicago, Columbus, Plano, Delaware, UK | ONSITE (Hybrid/Flexible) I am looking for …

It’s true that the unpopular and weird opinion is to do an extremely lazy workout and barely walk a little bit each week and over time you will see a massive change. That’s it!

Watched a caribe engine explode a few days ago in Saint Marteen. Was a lot more crazy than this one! Didn’t seem to make national news either.

Security by obscurity is not security at all. Thinking you were safe because “people didn’t know about it” is not safety at all! Bad people are going to be bad. They don’t need Air…

Avoid any advice that touts itself as gospel! Do your own DD for the product or services you’re building. Maybe you’re never going to hit more than 100 users in total or maybe you’…

How is this #3 on the front page… no comments and 23 points…

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Amazon Web Services - AWS CloudWatch | Sr Software Engineer | Herndon, Virginia + Washington DC | Full-time Join us building a software solution that runs on hundreds of millions o…

Exactly my reservation with using something like this! the US still classifies virtual currency as Property NOT currency! This is a HUGE problem when trying to use crypto to buy th…

Pinhole whole home ad blocking!!!

The irony of an article about google search results is that the article is littered with ads that makes it so I have to scroll to read the good parts!

Download youtube videos just to re-upload them to the same company's storage array. This is hilarious.

TL;DR outage caused by traffic spike from people returning to work after the holiday.

Am I the only one that doesn’t know how to code in a spreadsheet?

Amazon Web Services - AWS | Sr Software development Engineer | Herndon, Virginia + Washington DC | ONSITE/REMOTE until June | Full-time | Visa Transfer I’m building a brand new tea…

Have a few drinks or watch some mindless TV.

Paywall links need to be downvoted

What could go wrong with a 400F heating element on in your air ducts at all times. Wouldn’t it constantly be lighting hair and dust particles on fire???

AWS Security| Software Development Engineer | Arlington, VA | Full-Time | VISA | ONSITE (remote for now) I'm the Hiring manager for this role, not a recruiter. Contact me directly …