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(((((Let me give you an unironic bouquet of parentheses))))) Like a golf ball each facet of the American government has a beautiful and unique center when you scrape off the aerody…

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exactly. a business built around the oculus product would, by definition not some vague promises, be precluded from canibalizing it for profit. they might let it languish or fail, …

when you need statistical models and a tool for querying beyond the ken of an average sql dba

unless we start factoring in quantum entanglement

If you're determined to learn a foreign language its because you have social pressure to do so. Or because you can envision a career path that will allow you to use it. Or because …

Have fun commuting from Oakland or living with 4 bros on 100k. Middle class is, "can I have a kid comfortably?"

Wellll, I don't wanna be a dick or nuthin' but it says on your chart that your shit's all fucked up. uh, you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded... What I'd do is just lik…

When the intelligence community and the military has a social media platform I'll make sure my son loses some weight.

I tip my fedora to you sir.

I purchase my fever dreams in dogecoin.

I think this is an excellent piece of journalism. I'm still digesting it. Its rather subdued and blunt. I don't know if its... layered... I don't know how I SHOULD feel about it...…

Disgruntled Braggart? Self important crony? Smarmy pill popping pedant? Help out here. I don't want to disappoint my audience.

Do you have a pamphlet?

Have you ever walked into a job that you thought would save your life and pull you out of a slew of bad breaks... your dream job? And then some miserable pissant with leverage over…

I used to go tour Williamsburg as a child. I used to love the shot towers and the tricorns and the proximity to the beach. I used to love the ferrier and the the legislators and th…

You cannot hack politics. The problem is the people.

You cannot hack politics. The problem is the people.

This is from April 1st, 2011. Why is this on hacker news today?

They should hire this guy I know... to fix their site.

How is this any different than the advent of "total war"? The threshold at which an intelligence apparatus aught to begin contingencies for defection should be somewhere around Dun…

I know Angry guy! He sits next to Chatty Kathy! No one likes a Chatty Kathy.