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Why I carry a Newton... ... because it perfectly compliments my Macintosh LC III. ... because I'm a hipster doofus who also carries a rotary phone for some reason. ... because I fe…

People browsing the web on a train while entering a tunnel, that's got to be at least 55% of all web traffic, no?

Apple isn't changing, they've always wrested control of their platform from developers. This approach is obviously working for them, this time next year we'll all be talking about …

Server Error 500... boo

Idiocracy was still a bad movie.

Initially I typed some snark into this textarea, but thought better before I clicked submit. It's troubling to see a human in pain and even more so to derive joy or a false sense o…

The name "Dick" last leaked in 1938, it will make a comeback in 2031 when parents decide en masse to saddle their poor kids with lifelong ridicule.

> Why do people want everything for free when other > have put a lot of effort on making it? Ask yourself this: do you like to pay top-dollar for every product and service you buy?…

Is it 2010 already? http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/03/04/ie6.funeral/