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Try not to laugh when you tell them.

It's obvious how a girl can make money unless she's fat, and there's even a limited market for that.

Because they are an inferior and peculiar race.

I strongly encourage everyone to use this.

I'm 39 and I just had a bowel movement.

Because a well written go book was translated to Chinese.

I work for an advertising agency in Memphis and would like to remind everyone how awesome advertisements are!

Here in Memphis, I come from a long proud lineage of homophobes. OpenBSD feels like the most heterosexual UNIX-like OS there is. Thank you theo, kyjell, and the entire team. You're…

I live in Memphis and many of the homosexuals here say good things about meditation, yoga, and deer hunting.

I hired one because she was 4'9 and I could throw her like a football.

Seinfeld's formula is to pick a mundane topic and whine like a Jew about it.

Jew wine, Manny Shevitz, has a unique taste. It's like grape kool aid with extra sugar.

I once met the guy with no legs from the subway scene in the movie Kids. "I have no legs...I have no legs".

KFC gave me terrible diarrhea the last time I visited one of their fine establishments. I'd love to try KFC in Japan and learn if the Colonel is more cordial towards my bowels in t…

This article is completely wrong.

Sixteen and Pregnant was very inspirational to me.

The author of this article should give up writing and computers.

Amphetamines.

Dear PSN and Xbox hackers now attacking tor, I need tor to view pornography and hack Pakistani networks. I'll send you two coupons for $10 off your next meal at Red Lobster if you …

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speaking as someone who eats copious amounts of Indian food, I agree with all this article says.

May you all be blessed with the sweet virgin juices of Mary, Joseph, and their 7 reindeer.

Is anyone aware if these experts have a CISSP? Otherwise their opinions are irrelevant.

Some particular bedroom practices I learned from porn scared away two of my prospective wives.

Similarly, never date a girl older than 21.