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Knee-jerk reaction to the internal Java that everyone has in their brain.

By not being a web developer.

Most writing spaces are full of incompetent people who are terrible at what they do, give bad advice, blame everyone else for their problems, and have wildly incorrect opinions on …

> but if the poorest are helped accordingly Good joke!

Interesting way of saying "no"

> now you have to create a database, create a user, grant that user access to the database, setup credentials and start using them. CREATE ROLE dumbo WITH LOGIN PASSWORD 'fuck'; CR…

> It's not a chore, it's not a task, it's fundamentally important, it's what you are on this planet to do. I'm here to sit on my arse and get fat eating chocolate and makeing games…

Applying technological solutions to social problems hasn't worked a single time before, but SURELY it'll work this time

> That does not mean that one should not be aware that the creation of such words was based on laziness and ignorance and one should not coin any new words of this series. You say …

> all memory could be handed off to a separate dedicated thread that actually calls free(). You could go a bit further and have multiple concurrent threads mark the references, the…

Theoretically my local computer is faster to render something than my network connection can download the pre-rendered content. However, 99% of javascript blobs of hatred end up sl…

Web devs have zero right to run their javascript disasters on my computer. Htmx outsources 99% of the rendering and logic to the server, where it can use up their valuable time.

> crushing the German economy post-WW1 It was so crushed it was the strongest economic power in Europe by 1923. Truly a crippling burden.

ITT: maladjusted individuals coping

web devs re-invent webjars

Why are you surprised that Reddit for Bosses is against unions?

Rust is a clever language, which wrecks havoc on people's programming ego by making them very inclined to try and write clever code. But if you avoid trying to be really annoying w…

You would have been cooked by x-rays before that happened.

Relativity means time slows down for an observer , not for the observed . You would see the universe around you rapidly speed up and eventually die.

> Imagine approaching a black hole and being spaghettified a light year across where you have to endure a thousand years of physical torture before being destroyed at the event hor…

This is called the JVM and everyone has spent the last twenty years getting really upset about it.

Server-side templating died for this.