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Really? That's the best title you could come up with?

I want to be the first to tell this guy I'm sorry he can't afford an Apple Watch.

No they're not.

In before "turn off your computer and go outside." Wait, too late.

> Do you also giggle at the name "Johnson?" Yes. Problem?

> Been eyeing Coq for a while

Also it would be pretty easy to figure out who you are based on who you're calling.

Closed - Won't Fix [insert some bleeding hard shit Mark made up while guzzling a Starbucks venti Americana]

> How can the screen with a larger diagonal measurement be smaller? Because it's a different shape. Long and thin gets you a bigger diagonal but a smaller screen, for the same diag…

This is easy to say when you have the option of being a programmer and making ~$75k a year. If he truly believed this he'd still work at a pub.

Two days ago I cashed out $1000 in profit from bitcoin mining. I'm gonna go ahead and celebrate that.

But LevelUp is an awful product... Seriously, have you ever tried to use it? I tried LevelUp at five different merchants. My experiences were: 1. Merchant 1 didn't know what "Level…

Shop drop and locket.

My favorite feature so far: > If you change your mind, you can permanently delete your account in account settings. More websites need this.

I tried a style outfitter called Trunk Club. You tell them your preferences in looks and they pick out all the clothes for you. Then they send them to you in a big box. The stylist…

Software doesn't develop itself. Infrastructure doesn't build itself, and rack space isn't free. Google has to generate revenue somehow, and their primary method of doing so is wit…

> To me it is clear that we are dealing with a Higgs boson, though we still have a long way to go to know what kind of Higgs boson it is Rephrased: > We're going to milk this for r…

Rigidly defined gender roles.

Because when an update comes out, you get an update. Whereas with an Android phone, if you want the update, you buy a new phone. That's not by accident.

Isn't that a count up?

A call to lift the minimum wage is a call to raise prices for everyone. If you give the poorest people more money to spend everyone will raise their prices because now their baseli…

The funny thing about alternative phone OS's is that they make your phone do everything but work as a phone. Wake me up when data is working.

Oh good, now every time I sign into a website it's going to nag me to install their app so I can have an incomplete version of their site on my phone that I can't pinch zoom.