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""not entirely arbitrary.""

alternative headline: Apple Apologist's guide to avoiding buyers remorse when purchasing your Apple Watch.

SO BRAVE

It didn't but there is a very clear industry conspiracy to keep it from happening, so it's no wonder it "failed" I'm sure it's somehow the fault of developers and small businesses …

Well, at least our parents acted like guinea pigs for government and industry population data programs so we don't have to. I'm sure they wouldn't lie to us about dietary needs now…

This isn't a bug, it's a XKeyScore feature.

TIL speakers.

The irony of "Boiler-Plate Hell" is you're never too sure what anything does until you've memorized all the boiler-plate.

Lets just ignore how awful app discovery is in the Apple app store.

I wonder how this reached front page.

This really isn't a complicated problem and DNS is clearly not the right solution, but nevermind that, this is out of the hands of programmers and engineers and every time a soluti…

UUIDs can suck my dick (any they do, regularly)

10/10

tl;dr: our huge, highly-dynamic financial models are really expensive to run. Please use your own resources and consider helping us get the Java ecosystem up to a state where we co…

Still trying to sell Javascript? I guess it's getting harder to find cheap engineers willing to put up with it.

Too late for that.

So, after extracting a large percentage of your liquidity, a CEO should be able to extract talent, intelligence and valuable information as well. Then they shouldn't have to worry …

A NEWSPAPER.

I wonder if they're still there after a lifetime of processed food, antibiotic rounds and GMO shenanigans?